Little Einstein-ism

Lucy is knocking on the headboard of my bed while I'm trying to catnap.
Me: Lucy! Stop!
More knocking, only a little softer.
Me: LUCY! No more knocking!
Lucy: But Mommy, it's not FORTISSIMO, it's PIANISSIMO. See? More soft knocking. Pianissimo means SOFT, Mommy. Quietly.

Well then. Excuse me while I pull the blankets over my head and laugh!