Cursed beast! Have at you!

Emails exchanged with husband at work:


Me: I hope you have a great morning. I have pirates and dinosaurs to contend with. And laundry.


Him: You are a mighty warrior to fight off those type of things.  What is this laundry you speak of??  I have been to many a land and never encountered a beast called this.


Me: Laundry is the fiercest of mythical beasts. It grows and grows until it overwhelms you. And should you defeat it once, it will only keep coming back.


Him: That doth sound fierce.Thou must be a cunning warrior full of endurance and stamina.




And yes. We have random conversations via email and text all the time. :-)